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The Revolution will not be blogged has been blogged
Ripped Shamelessly and with pride from Pharoah Asheseti's MySpace Blog
The Revolution will not be Blogged
You will not be able to read it at home, brother.
You will not be able to log on, log in and syndicate your feed.
You will not be able to lose hours in MetaFilter and Kuro5hin,
Click on text ads for naked punk girls with online diaries,
Because the revolution will not be blogged.
The revolution will not be blogged.
The revolution will not be hosted on Blogspot or Pitas.
It will certainly not be hosted on Salon or Backwash.
The revolution will not show you digicam pics of people
You've never met before in pubs or bars looking like they've
Just stepped out of Nerd Central Station and
Eaten a few too many Ring Dings.
The revolution will not be blogged.
The revolution will not win a goddamn Web award
From the Bloggies or Webmonkey or be linked to by A-list
Bloggers like Meg Pickard or Wil "Crazy Hair" Wheaton.
The revolution will not be turned into a comedy novel.
The revolution will not comply with HTML 4.01.
The revolution will not be updated regularly in easily
Digestible chunks, because the revolution will not be blogged, brother.
There will be no half-baked diatribe about the plans
You and your lover have for the weekend or that thing
You saw on television the other day but missed half of because Nancy rang.
The Guardian will not run a special on you
Or be able to spell your name.
The revolution will not be blogged.
There will not be any little graphics from "alternative" websites
Declaring you to be Syphilis or Charlie Manson.
There will not be any little graphics from "alternative" websites
Declaring you to be a Native American Chief made of butter.
There will be no custom scripts allowing you and your friends
To talk banalities in the sidebar of your site.
There will be no webcam pics of you posing just like Madonna
So that the rich nerd perverts who visit your page can buy you things
From your Amazon wishlist.
Memepool, Daypop, Blogdex, B3ta and Fark
Will no longer be so goddamn relevant or funny, and
Women will not give a shit if Brad and Jennifer are having
a happy marriage or if Tom Cruise is a homosexual because
The good people of the world will be in the street looking for peace.
The revolution will not be blogged.
There will be nobody having nervous breakdowns while
Putting together Web applications for updating your page
Or links to pages with many hamsters dancing in unison.
The revolution will not be an all-pervasive medium for
The transmission of ideas in a timely manner on a global scale.
The revolution will not display correctly in Mozilla.
The revolution will not have banners or popups or popunders
Or those irritating graphics that take over your whole screen.
You will not have to worry about having the latest Macromedia
Flash, Macromedia Shockwave or Macromedia Goddamn plugin.
The revolution will not work at all in Opera.
The revolution will not secretly hope for a deal with Microsoft.
The revolution will not be skinnable.
The revolution will not be blogged, will not be blogged,
Will not be blogged, will not be blogged.
The revolution will be no Web diary, brothers;
The revolution will be televised.
You will not be able to log on, log in and syndicate your feed.
You will not be able to lose hours in MetaFilter and Kuro5hin,
Click on text ads for naked punk girls with online diaries,
Because the revolution will not be blogged.
The revolution will not be blogged.
The revolution will not be hosted on Blogspot or Pitas.
It will certainly not be hosted on Salon or Backwash.
The revolution will not show you digicam pics of people
You've never met before in pubs or bars looking like they've
Just stepped out of Nerd Central Station and
Eaten a few too many Ring Dings.
The revolution will not be blogged.
The revolution will not win a goddamn Web award
From the Bloggies or Webmonkey or be linked to by A-list
Bloggers like Meg Pickard or Wil "Crazy Hair" Wheaton.
The revolution will not be turned into a comedy novel.
The revolution will not comply with HTML 4.01.
The revolution will not be updated regularly in easily
Digestible chunks, because the revolution will not be blogged, brother.
There will be no half-baked diatribe about the plans
You and your lover have for the weekend or that thing
You saw on television the other day but missed half of because Nancy rang.
The Guardian will not run a special on you
Or be able to spell your name.
The revolution will not be blogged.
There will not be any little graphics from "alternative" websites
Declaring you to be Syphilis or Charlie Manson.
There will not be any little graphics from "alternative" websites
Declaring you to be a Native American Chief made of butter.
There will be no custom scripts allowing you and your friends
To talk banalities in the sidebar of your site.
There will be no webcam pics of you posing just like Madonna
So that the rich nerd perverts who visit your page can buy you things
From your Amazon wishlist.
Memepool, Daypop, Blogdex, B3ta and Fark
Will no longer be so goddamn relevant or funny, and
Women will not give a shit if Brad and Jennifer are having
a happy marriage or if Tom Cruise is a homosexual because
The good people of the world will be in the street looking for peace.
The revolution will not be blogged.
There will be nobody having nervous breakdowns while
Putting together Web applications for updating your page
Or links to pages with many hamsters dancing in unison.
The revolution will not be an all-pervasive medium for
The transmission of ideas in a timely manner on a global scale.
The revolution will not display correctly in Mozilla.
The revolution will not have banners or popups or popunders
Or those irritating graphics that take over your whole screen.
You will not have to worry about having the latest Macromedia
Flash, Macromedia Shockwave or Macromedia Goddamn plugin.
The revolution will not work at all in Opera.
The revolution will not secretly hope for a deal with Microsoft.
The revolution will not be skinnable.
The revolution will not be blogged, will not be blogged,
Will not be blogged, will not be blogged.
The revolution will be no Web diary, brothers;
The revolution will be televised.
Thursday, April 20, 2006
LiveScience.com - Beyond the Geeks: 60 Million Americans Labeled 'Intellectually Curious'
LiveScience.com - Beyond the Geeks: 60 Million Americans Labeled 'Intellectually Curious'
Goodbye Bi-Sexual, hello Bi-Intellectual. The new trendy lifestyle
Goodbye Bi-Sexual, hello Bi-Intellectual. The new trendy lifestyle
Monday, April 17, 2006
Random idea
What would it mean if there was a day when no one was born or died. Why would that day be important. why would non one begin or end then?
Saturday, April 15, 2006
Drunken Ramble (to the tune of bueno sera by Louis Prima)
So, the world is converging into a global entity. This much we can agree on right?
No? will okay then you go now. The rest of you stay for what surely is the new world order.
The more we access our databases, our computers, our pda's etc., etc. We undergo a change.
This change pits us againt extroveriotn and introvertion. While we are able to access the far reaches of the globe,
we are doing so in more private spaces. Our information sources are connecting in ways never seen before.
Soon one thought leading to the next will lead to all the others in the same moment. What do we do then though?
When we have the mass of information, total and complete at our fingertips. Do we remember it, use it, trash it, what?
Right now, we flash feel. A moment comes up and we think about it but as the saturation of info dies down so does our interest.
I hope that soon we wake up. We wake up to this new revolution. Every piece of news and information at our whim. We can know.
what is happeneing anywhere and anytime. We can act, learn and do. What harms what when everyone knows the whole story?
No? will okay then you go now. The rest of you stay for what surely is the new world order.
The more we access our databases, our computers, our pda's etc., etc. We undergo a change.
This change pits us againt extroveriotn and introvertion. While we are able to access the far reaches of the globe,
we are doing so in more private spaces. Our information sources are connecting in ways never seen before.
Soon one thought leading to the next will lead to all the others in the same moment. What do we do then though?
When we have the mass of information, total and complete at our fingertips. Do we remember it, use it, trash it, what?
Right now, we flash feel. A moment comes up and we think about it but as the saturation of info dies down so does our interest.
I hope that soon we wake up. We wake up to this new revolution. Every piece of news and information at our whim. We can know.
what is happeneing anywhere and anytime. We can act, learn and do. What harms what when everyone knows the whole story?
Thursday, April 06, 2006
Give us your poor, your tired, your....ahhhhh forget it
Reuters has an article about the new Immigration Bill which looks to finally be...finalized. One section caught my attention.
Now, I understand there is a lot about this bill I don't understand but why would it matter if a person has been here less or more than five years. Do you automatically become a citizen in the US after 5 years? I wouldn't think so but again I'm not as fully versed as I'd like to be but if you've been here longer than five years your out of luck? Seems wrong. On the flipside if you've been here less than two years your out of luck anyway.
Seems that a "guest worker" program should be based on working status, not how long you've lived here. It should be based on contribution. Being here for less than two years, even if you've worked your ass off every day still doesn't cut it? Ridiculous.
Once again we're not looking at the source of the problem, just brushing over the divots and that painting won't sell.
The Senate compromise would give illegal immigrants who had been in the United States less than five years but more than two years a chance to obtain a temporary work visa. They would have to leave the country and reapply to come back. Those who had been in the country less than two years would not be legalized.
Now, I understand there is a lot about this bill I don't understand but why would it matter if a person has been here less or more than five years. Do you automatically become a citizen in the US after 5 years? I wouldn't think so but again I'm not as fully versed as I'd like to be but if you've been here longer than five years your out of luck? Seems wrong. On the flipside if you've been here less than two years your out of luck anyway.
Seems that a "guest worker" program should be based on working status, not how long you've lived here. It should be based on contribution. Being here for less than two years, even if you've worked your ass off every day still doesn't cut it? Ridiculous.
Once again we're not looking at the source of the problem, just brushing over the divots and that painting won't sell.
Monday, April 03, 2006
Whats behind the curtain?
I picked up the following article from the excellent badastronomyblog.com - and as he says, this can be and most certainly is an attack on religion, but it's a great metaphor.
I choose Door B
Pharyngula: Doors
I choose Door B
Pharyngula: Doors
Wednesday, March 29, 2006
Quote of the Day
"When I was a boy I was told that anybody could be president. Now I'm beginning to believe it."
- Clarence Darrow
- Clarence Darrow
Monday, March 27, 2006
Your Daily Hate Mongering
I feel like someone just shit in my mind
A Border War
...Tom Tancredo, the Republican congressman, was coming to welcome the new citizens. He was hard to miss when he breezed in, 25 minutes late, dressed in a dark suit and an American-flag necktie. Even so, few in the room recognized him until one man whispered, "He's the guy who sits on the border chasing illegals." Tancredo may not be a household name yet, but he's doing everything he can to change that. As the House and Senate debate the nation's immigration and border-security laws, the four-term Coloradan has positioned himself as the loudest, angriest voice against the estimated 11 million illegal aliens now living in the United States. They are "a scourge that threatens the very future of our nation," he says. He laments "the cult of multiculturalism," and worries about America's becoming a "Tower of Babel."
Read Holly Bailey's full article here
...Tom Tancredo, the Republican congressman, was coming to welcome the new citizens. He was hard to miss when he breezed in, 25 minutes late, dressed in a dark suit and an American-flag necktie. Even so, few in the room recognized him until one man whispered, "He's the guy who sits on the border chasing illegals." Tancredo may not be a household name yet, but he's doing everything he can to change that. As the House and Senate debate the nation's immigration and border-security laws, the four-term Coloradan has positioned himself as the loudest, angriest voice against the estimated 11 million illegal aliens now living in the United States. They are "a scourge that threatens the very future of our nation," he says. He laments "the cult of multiculturalism," and worries about America's becoming a "Tower of Babel."
Read Holly Bailey's full article here
Thursday, March 23, 2006
PS3 will be region free...
...I'm sure marketing loves the ill rhyme

PlayStation 3 to ship region free! - Engadget
Yeah yeah more video game stuff and when I'm working too. Shame for my company, great for me as I find out that the Playstation 3 will ship region-free meaning that any game purchased anywhere in the world will work on any system anywhere in the world.
In an age where DRM and licensed coding yadda yadda is the bane of all geek's Sony just made me a happy man.
Now if they can only figure out who's bulding the parts, how much it'll be and when they wanna release it.
Region-free is where it needs to go and like it or not it's where it's going. It's too easy to share anything anymore. You can slap on as much DRM as you want, someone will write a program to get around it.
Sony gets it now. They get how upset a person gets when an amazing game is only released in Japan or in Europe.
Now I can play Brian Lara's Cricket without buying a whole new system and that is good.

PlayStation 3 to ship region free! - Engadget
Yeah yeah more video game stuff and when I'm working too. Shame for my company, great for me as I find out that the Playstation 3 will ship region-free meaning that any game purchased anywhere in the world will work on any system anywhere in the world.
In an age where DRM and licensed coding yadda yadda is the bane of all geek's Sony just made me a happy man.
Now if they can only figure out who's bulding the parts, how much it'll be and when they wanna release it.
Region-free is where it needs to go and like it or not it's where it's going. It's too easy to share anything anymore. You can slap on as much DRM as you want, someone will write a program to get around it.
Sony gets it now. They get how upset a person gets when an amazing game is only released in Japan or in Europe.
Now I can play Brian Lara's Cricket without buying a whole new system and that is good.
Video Games Rule! Part 153: Dad plays 'em more

Keeping in the video game vain as currently I am hopelessly addicted to World of Warcraft I got this uplifting article on the percentage of video game users which probably won't surprise most adults but will give their kids something to throw in their face.
World of Warcraft players need only apply

Great Wired article on how MMORPG (Massively Multiplayer Online Games) are increasing our rate of learning and problem-solving.
"Ribbit" HONK!!!...."Ribbit"....HONK!!!!!

These guys are my new heroes...
With a Roomba(copyright) automated vaccum, these guys pimped it out to be bluetooth-remote controllable and set it out in the real world. Now I'm off down the sewer drain to stomp on mushroom's so I can get big enough to fight the turtle-dragon and his son's.
Personalized Music Video

This is very cool.
This is a flash based music video for Mike Milosh's You Make Me Feel. The special bit is that it will take your local weather data, time of day, position of sun in the sky, etc. and build you a personal flash music video. The song is only alright by my tastes but the idea here is great.
Tuesday, March 21, 2006
Great Names and Places
I came across two different patients today....
Dr. Hubert Chow, who lives on East Las Tunas Drive
And
Ms. Lida Ganja
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Monday, March 20, 2006
Instincts
"Wild animals -- when provoked -- are going to do what wild animals do, and that's protect themselves and their territory," Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission Officer Kat Kelley explained.
Friday, March 17, 2006
RIAA: more to chew on

Zeek @ Newsforge has put up an amazing article about who the pirates really are, us or the RIAA?
READ THE FULL ARTICLE
In his article, Zeek brings up a salient point. If all the fuss is about licensing and having the proper license to view and copy a product you bought, then why does that not carry over to the new format when it is released?
A few years ago that answer was easy. The new format was genuinely new because it offered better qualty or more portability.
vinyl --- 8 track --- cassete tapes --- compact disc ---mini-disc --- online download.
Now that we are in that final stage where the quailty has reached it's zenith, we are now hearing more talk of "licensing." That when you buy a CD, what you are actually buying is the license to listen to that product. Only now we are playing our music on machinery that requires you to not buy anything. You don't put a cd in an ipod. So now their frantic. mostly because people are starting to realize they've been ripped off for years with cd's and they have stopped buying.
This is much like the oil industry where you have a large spike in the price of crude oil so your gas tank becomes much more expensive to fill. Yet when that crude oil price goes down, your gas prices does not decrease in the same ratio it had increased, it stays relatively the same. The same can be said for cd's. The manufacturing has gotten much less expensive since the early days of cd's. I think it costs less than a quarter to produce one today. Yet, the price of cd's has stayed the same. The only cheaper cd's are found in Best Buy's and Circuit City's, because their warehouse business model allows the volume of sales to supercede the per unit profit. The same is not true for smaller cd stores who still must sell them at $15.00 to $18.00 as oppose to $10.00-$13.00 at Best Buy.
They are chickens looking for their heads before all of their blood (profits) splurge away.
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